perpetualdamsel

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after coconuts because you'll only end up with a stegosaurus in your spleen." I never quite understood his advice until one Talk Like A Pirate Day, I was gardening with my best friend Millie. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was inconvenient and spooky sounds came from deep within. Millie saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!